Friday Special: They're Back - The WalMart Girls of Summer

Yes folks, Hershey’s has a new Butterscotch Kiss. Look carefully Can you believe more than one person bought these shorts?  Is that injured foot from kicking your own BUTT, or for wearing that out in  public?       So!  Exactly how many sizes too small would you say this outfit is?  If you woke up in good spirits this morning, this should ruin the rest of your day!     Should I buy the pies or plain bread?     Oh dear God! This must be what a cougar is.     Dang, it’s hot in here, good thing I clipped the legs on these pj's.  Nothing runs like a Deere!     Yeah, the ankle weights are going to make a BIG difference!     I didn’t know I could buy a table dance at Walmart too!  It's bring sexy back, not bring sexy across your whole back-side!  Honey, when I'm done WITH the potato salad, can ya pass the dog food!  I know they look good, but tell me, are they even?     Like removing the flip-flops makes a big difference ???     Doesn't the flowered bra just bring the whole outfit together?     You go girl!  This summer it's all about the layered look?     No Sir, I'm not coming back into the store with you, .......I paid for the  mellons.     Oh good!  A gut-crack instead of all those butt-cracks!     Bought a paper shredder yesterday... Love it!  Love it!     Please tell me, she's wearing a thong!     To do list:  ......  Quick stop to the candy isle before bartending at Bubba's Bar & Grill.     AND THE WALMART WINNER IS.................... When you can't find your BRA just stuff them in your pants!